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Where do I collect my share of that $1.1 billion, guys?

fuckyounofuckme:

I Can’t Stop Watching This Dude Eat Cotton Candy In Reverse

I tried for an hour to get this GIF to a bloggable size yesterday. So happy that Jason figured it out.

fuckyounofuckme:

I Can’t Stop Watching This Dude Eat Cotton Candy In Reverse

I tried for an hour to get this GIF to a bloggable size yesterday. So happy that Jason figured it out.

maxistentialist:

Kurt Braunohler raised $6,000 on Kickstarter to “hire a man in a plane to write stupid things in the sky.” I backed this project.

maxistentialist:

Kurt Braunohler raised $6,000 on Kickstarter to “hire a man in a plane to write stupid things in the sky.” I backed this project.

(Source: kurtbraunohler)

My Medical Choice by Angelina Jolie

Damn! Angelina had an elective double mastectomy because of the high risk of breast cancer in her family. Hardcore.

Also if she became a regular columnist for the New York Times I’d be pretty okay with that.

hellogiggles:

Ryan Gosling won’t eat his cereal (x)

(Source: jensensations)

May 9

GeoGuessr

jkottke:

This is like CSI for geography dorks: you’re plopped into a random location on Google Street View and you have to guess where in the world you are. So much fun…you get to say “wait, zoom in, enhance, whoa, back up” to yourself while playing. My top score is 14103…what’d you get? p.s. Using Google in another tab is cheating! (thx, nick)

This game is fantastic

(Source: chrismohney)

May 8
(reddit)

(reddit)

boobsradley:

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boobsradley:

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new-aesthetic:

The halfcat, attracting newly revived interest on Twitter thanks to this blog post, appears to have first been spotted in this blog post in August 2009. But there are no attributions. The latest reports pin it to Street View - not mentioned in the original posting - and it certainly appears to be Street View image, but, lacking coordinates, the halfcat seems destined to be a mystery forever, one of any number of mythical beings, lost in the Clouds.
More interesting than the halfcat’s strangeness, perhaps, is its unknowability. Someone saw the halfcat, snapped it, but the route back is lost. The databases contain such multitudes of new myths.

new-aesthetic:

The halfcat, attracting newly revived interest on Twitter thanks to this blog post, appears to have first been spotted in this blog post in August 2009. But there are no attributions. The latest reports pin it to Street View - not mentioned in the original posting - and it certainly appears to be Street View image, but, lacking coordinates, the halfcat seems destined to be a mystery forever, one of any number of mythical beings, lost in the Clouds.

More interesting than the halfcat’s strangeness, perhaps, is its unknowability. Someone saw the halfcat, snapped it, but the route back is lost. The databases contain such multitudes of new myths.

May 7
theonion:

Snooze Button Time Traveler Sets Coordinates For 5 Minutes Into The Future | Full Report

theonion:

Snooze Button Time Traveler Sets Coordinates For 5 Minutes Into The Future | Full Report

May 1

First of May
Jonathan Coulton

gregrutter:

gregrutter:

gregrutter:

IT’S THE FIRST OF MAY! As I’ve promised numerous times I would post this song every May 1st until infinity. Thanks Jonathan Coulton.

Cause it’s the first of May, first of May 
Outdoor fucking starts today 
So bring your favorite lady 
Or at least your favorite lay 
The water’s not cold baby dip in your big toe 
Maybe I’ll see you in flagrante delicto 
Grass below you, sky above 
Celebrate spring with a crazy little thing called fucking outside 

thingsfittingperfectlyintothings:

milk jug + baby bottle nipple
(fit found by youcantfoolthequeen)

Lots of levels

thingsfittingperfectlyintothings:

milk jug + baby bottle nipple

(fit found by youcantfoolthequeen)

Lots of levels

laughingsquid:

Interactive Map Reveals Origins of San Francisco Place Names

laughingsquid:

Interactive Map Reveals Origins of San Francisco Place Names