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Summary of this trip so far

“I don’t know if it was a good idea or not but I gave that Australian magician my business card last night.”

-Matt Moore

jakefogelnest:

I wish the robots with boners tag was more active. :( 

New favorite tag

jakefogelnest:

I wish the robots with boners tag was more active. :( 

New favorite tag

15 years from now a picture of my penis is going to run for president.

Breaking! Celebrity sighting in Los Angeles

Just saw Willam Defoe driving a little hybrid with the vainest vanity license plate in history of vanity license plates: [heart]2don8 

Sound it out.

(Love to donate)

slacktory:

2/10 Would Not Bang: 4chan’s Funniest New Meme | Slacktory
First Slacktory post by my good friend Cole Stryker.

A surprisingly funny meme that satirizes misogyny? Nice job 4chan. 

slacktory:

2/10 Would Not Bang: 4chan’s Funniest New Meme | Slacktory

First Slacktory post by my good friend Cole Stryker.

A surprisingly funny meme that satirizes misogyny? Nice job 4chan. 

A kid is asked to spell “Heron” in a spelling bee. It becomes insane how confused he is by being asked to spell “heron”


Astronomical is a scale model of our solar system in twelve 500 page volumes  printed-on-demand. On page 1 the Sun, on page 6,000 Pluto. The width of  each page equals one million kilometres. - by Mishka Henner//via olena

Astronomical is a scale model of our solar system in twelve 500 page volumes printed-on-demand. On page 1 the Sun, on page 6,000 Pluto. The width of each page equals one million kilometres. - by Mishka Henner

//via olena

(Source: vimeo.com)

waytoomuchportland:

The man with the hat & headphones has a python wrapped around his neck. Naturally.

Figure it out, Portland.

waytoomuchportland:

The man with the hat & headphones has a python wrapped around his neck. Naturally.

Figure it out, Portland.

(Source: unclesass)

The mask is too much (waaaaaaaaay too much), but no joke I would absolutely wear that jacket. 

The mask is too much (waaaaaaaaay too much), but no joke I would absolutely wear that jacket. 

speriod:

Officially, the last “Shit ___ Says,” the Lana Del Rey edition.

Love Lana. Hate Shit _____ Says. But this still made me laugh.

advertisingftw:

CCAA - “Megan ou Mike”

Somewhere off the coast of Brazil is a small archipelago where each island is inhabited only by clones of a single ridiculous celebrity.

I would like to go there.

This shoot was nuts. New career highlight.

This shoot was nuts. New career highlight.

(Source: 3erd)

You live in LA? I go to slimmons all the time ;)

No I don’t live in LA, just here for work for a week. I’m planning on meeting up with Yo, Is This Racist and TheRadness and a few others while I’m here. Anyone else to meet up with while I’m here?