November 2009
October 2009
One Hundred Things Restaurant Staffers Should... →
These should be etched into one tablet and when the second list comes out next week it should be etched into a second tablet, and then both should be given to Moses who is standing and waiting on the top of a mountain ready to show people down below.
This sums up the /b/ board on 4Chan →
(NSFW but funny)
How David Spade was convinced to do the DirecTV...
Ad executive: So, David. Love your work. We want to put you in one of those commercials where it looks like it's just a clip from a movie, but then you talk about DirecTV. All the big stars are doing it: Craig T. Nelson, Chevy Chase, King Kong.
Spade: Yeah, those commercials are funny. Let's do it. So which one of my awesome movies will you be using? Joe Dirt? Dickie Roberts: Former Child Star? The Emperor's New Groove 2: Kronk's New Groove?
Ad executive: Actually, David... Tommy Boy.
Spade: I don't like where this is going. A scene with just me in it though, right?
Ad executive: That's not what we were thinking. We want to use the "fat guy in a little coat" scene with Farley.
Spade: Nonononononononono. That's fucked up, man. I'm hanging up.
Ad executive: We'll give you a million dollars.
Spade: And free DirecTV?
Ad executive: Done.
(via sharingtime)
Wedding Gifts For Nerds →
For example this is the wedding gift that only opens once it reaches specific (though unrevealed) GPS coordinates.
WatchHere’s a video I made from the Marshmallow Civil War over the weekend. It was nuts.
