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imwithkanye:

That fucking bitch. 88 drinks! [also, that’s all]

“Meryl FUCKING Streep!”

imwithkanye:

That fucking bitch. 88 drinks! [also, that’s all]

“Meryl FUCKING Streep!”

notnadia:

imwithkanye:

Acceptance Speech Drinking Game. An update. [rules]

Nth Degree Commercial Break:Best actor (comedy) - Matt LeBlanc -  2 drinks (family)Best supporting actress - Octavia Spencer - 0 drinks (really Octavia, no funny anecdote - just a written speech?!?)Cecil B. DeMille - Morgan Freeman - 0 drinks (anecdote, funny anecdote) I wish we could count Morgan’s dialect as an accentBest director - Martin Scorsese - 4 drinks (anecdote, family)Best series (comedy) - Modern Family - 8 drinks (funny anecdote, foreign language) Someone totally planned that - having Salma Hayek and Sofia Vergara on the same stage together. [seriously]Best actor (comedy) -  Jean Dujardin - 10 drinks (funny anecdote, family, foreign language - slipped in at the end, grrr)Best actress (drama) - Meryl Streep - 88 drinks (that fucking bitch)Best actor (drama) - George Clooney - 2 drinks (nominees) Best film (comedy) - The Artist - 4 drinks (played off by music)
[more drinks] 

Full spreadsheet and count coming tomorrow during the hangover. Thanks to everyone that joined on Twitter, it was fun.


88 fucking drinks, you guys. Meryl Streep won and ticked everything single one of our our criteria! No wonder I’m drunk right now. SEE YOU AT THE OSCARS!

Meryl Streep reads up on Tumblr drinking games! She could be reading this post right now!

notnadia:

imwithkanye:

Acceptance Speech Drinking Game. An update. [rules]

Nth Degree Commercial Break:
Best actor (comedy) - Matt LeBlanc -  2 drinks (family)
Best supporting actress - Octavia Spencer - 0 drinks (really Octavia, no funny anecdote - just a written speech?!?)
Cecil B. DeMille - Morgan Freeman - 0 drinks (anecdote, funny anecdote) I wish we could count Morgan’s dialect as an accent
Best director - Martin Scorsese - 4 drinks (anecdote, family)
Best series (comedy) - Modern Family - 8 drinks (funny anecdote, foreign language) Someone totally planned that - having Salma Hayek and Sofia Vergara on the same stage together. [seriously]
Best actor (comedy) -  Jean Dujardin - 10 drinks (funny anecdote, family, foreign language - slipped in at the end, grrr)
Best actress (drama) - Meryl Streep - 88 drinks (that fucking bitch)
Best actor (drama) - George Clooney - 2 drinks (nominees) 
Best film (comedy) - The Artist - 4 drinks (played off by music)

[more drinks

Full spreadsheet and count coming tomorrow during the hangover. Thanks to everyone that joined on Twitter, it was fun.

88 fucking drinks, you guys. Meryl Streep won and ticked everything single one of our our criteria! No wonder I’m drunk right now. SEE YOU AT THE OSCARS!

Meryl Streep reads up on Tumblr drinking games! She could be reading this post right now!

Am I the only one watching the Golden Globes??

We need to talk.

imwithkanye:

FUCKING MERYL STREEP. 88 drinks! (22 drinks - funny anecdote, god, agent/publicist, played off by music AND cursing) [rules] [more drinks] 

imwithkanye:

FUCKING MERYL STREEP. 88 drinks! (22 drinks - funny anecdote, god, agent/publicist, played off by music AND cursing) [rules] [more drinks

AND THE GOD DAMMED DOG!

gregrutter:

I think I’m With Kanye talked me in to participating in the Golden Globes drinking game tonight. Ugh! If you don’t hear from me tomorrow, you’ll know what happened to me.
Festivities start up at 8 pm EST / 5 pm PST
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Uh. I think Meryl Streep knows about Imwithkanye ‘s Golden Globe drinking game and ticked them off one by one. Shit just got real.

gregrutter:

I think I’m With Kanye talked me in to participating in the Golden Globes drinking game tonight. Ugh! If you don’t hear from me tomorrow, you’ll know what happened to me.

Festivities start up at 8 pm EST / 5 pm PST

Read more

Uh. I think Meryl Streep knows about Imwithkanye ‘s Golden Globe drinking game and ticked them off one by one. Shit just got real.

LOLOLOLOLOLOL
Channing Tatum has a fake Tumblr account.
Lets see how long until we actually get Mr. Tatum in front of his laptop to answer something.

LOLOLOLOLOLOL

Channing Tatum has a fake Tumblr account.

Lets see how long until we actually get Mr. Tatum in front of his laptop to answer something.

thedailywhat:

Golden Globes: My thoughts exactly.
Below: Morgan Freeman movie montage —

[internet.]

I suddenly get Madonna. She’s starting from scratch for the 700th year ever. Big upset at the Golden Globes and then headlining the Super Bowl. Elton John should be shamed.

thedailywhat:

Golden Globes: My thoughts exactly.

Below: Morgan Freeman movie montage —

[internet.]

I suddenly get Madonna. She’s starting from scratch for the 700th year ever. Big upset at the Golden Globes and then headlining the Super Bowl. Elton John should be shamed.

Michelle Pfeiffer

Yesterday I was about 95% sure that I saw Michelle Pfeiffer doing a high kick in the middle of a cross walk. Seeing her presentation just now made 100% me certain it was her.

The bleep in English but not in Spanish at the foreign press awards.

The bleep in English but not in Spanish at the foreign press awards.

@imwithkanye, are you sure no tears?

(Source: inothernews)

The copywriter who wrote that Honda ad

He/She is definitely on Tumblr and we need to talk. Please Tumblr make this happen. “Life list”????

popculturebrain:

inothernews:

It’s like the 1990s all over again.

Joey and Frasier!

“Matt LeBlanc excited to see Matt LeBlanc back on television”

popculturebrain:

inothernews:

It’s like the 1990s all over again.

Joey and Frasier!

“Matt LeBlanc excited to see Matt LeBlanc back on television”

OKAY, EVERYONE, WE HAVE TO START WATCHING “HOMELAND.”

(Source: inothernews)

Claire Danes is only a few years older than me.

I want to be Claire Danes when I grow up