“Today my father made wings out of feathers and wax so that we could escape the king’s castle. But I flew too close to the sun and the wings melted. I then fell into the ocean below. I can’t swim. FML”
I'm Greg Rutter and I find amazing stuff which I'd like to share with you.
I'm a writer at Wieden & Kennedy, a contributor to The Onion, an editor on the Tumblr #LOL board and founder of the magazine Handsome Magazine Founders Monthly. I also do other life-changing stuff. Like what? Like this: