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This actually happened

I met a woman last night that actually downloaded the Goop app for a reason other than to laugh at it. She was excited to travel to New York and “have an app that would act as a guide from a trusted friend.”

Also she said “the Goops are the best thing to happen to my email, ever.”

Also her 10-year-old son’s name was Ashton.

They actually do exist! Those people aren’t just myths made up by bloggers.