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RSSThe Onion – BREAKING: Witch Who Granted Beyoncé Fame Returns To Claim Firstborn Child
I wrote this idea! This might be my proudest moment contributing to The Onion.
Also two little one liners:
30% Of America’s GDP Now Oscar Buzz
Matt LeBlanc Really Excited To See Matt LeBlanc Return To TV
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always thought it was Warren Buffett waiting...take the Carters’ baby.
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“Do not weep for Beyonce. It was she who made the deal and signed it in her own blood!” check out
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bestnatesmithever said:
That was awesome. So how much of that did you write?
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SHOULD HAVE KNOWN, MR. RUTTER.
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emunn said:
*slow clap* *tears*
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I'm a writer at Wieden & Kennedy, a contributor to The Onion, an editor on the Tumblr #LOL board and founder of the magazine Handsome Magazine Founders Monthly. I also do other life-changing stuff. Like what? Like this:
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