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Acceptance Speech Drinking Game. An update. [rules]

Nth Degree Commercial Break:
Best actor (comedy) - Matt LeBlanc -  2 drinks (family)
Best supporting actress - Octavia Spencer - 0 drinks (really Octavia, no funny anecdote - just a written speech?!?)
Cecil B. DeMille - Morgan Freeman - 0 drinks (anecdote, funny anecdote) I wish we could count Morgan’s dialect as an accent
Best director - Martin Scorsese - 4 drinks (anecdote, family)
Best series (comedy) - Modern Family - 8 drinks (funny anecdote, foreign language) Someone totally planned that - having Salma Hayek and Sofia Vergara on the same stage together. [seriously]
Best actor (comedy) -  Jean Dujardin - 10 drinks (funny anecdote, family, foreign language - slipped in at the end, grrr)
Best actress (drama) - Meryl Streep - 88 drinks (that fucking bitch)
Best actor (drama) - George Clooney - 2 drinks (nominees) 
Best film (comedy) - The Artist - 4 drinks (played off by music)

[more drinks] 

Full spreadsheet and count coming tomorrow during the hangover. Thanks to everyone that joined on Twitter, it was fun.

88 fucking drinks, you guys. Meryl Streep won and ticked everything single one of our our criteria! No wonder I’m drunk right now. SEE YOU AT THE OSCARS!

Meryl Streep reads up on Tumblr drinking games! She could be reading this post right now!