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U.S. Condemned For Pre-Emptive Use Of Hillary Clinton Against Pakistan

So here’s a secret I haven’t been really spreading around but I’ve been contributing ideas to The Onion News Network for the last couple of months. So far I’ve been met with nothing but resounding rejection. But a one-liner I submitted got accepted and ran in the latest installment (at around 1:04 in the crawl at the bottom).

Can’t tell you how excited I am. Probably one of the proudest moments of my life.