I’m not saying “somebody should kill Chris Brown” but I am saying that he and I should go on a hunting trip soon and that he doesn’t need to pack any bags.
Society: “Why did Chris Brown get a tattoo of his ex-girlfriend’s beaten face?”
Source close to Chris Brown: “It’s not Rhianna, it’s just a random woman”
Source close to Chris Brown: “Yes.”
Society: “In that case, this is totally normal and we deem it appropriate! Good luck in the coming business year!”
Chris Brown: “I would like to always be able to look at a woman who has just been beaten.”
Tattoo Artist: “Sure thing, I don’t see any problem with that.”