It’s a bloggy blog world. I’m Greg Rutter and I find amazing stuff which I’d like to share with you. I also do other life-changing stuff. Like what? Like this: You Should Have Seen This You Should Have Also Seen This Creative Portfolio Dear Lindsay Lohan Transformers 3 Auditions Twitter Photo Blog He Man Woman Haters Jokes For Nerds Advertising FTW Tooooooooootally No You Shut Up Get in touch with me greg dot rutter at gee male dot com ultrarutter on IM Things I like but didn’t share _uacct = "UA-584857-4"; urchinTracker(); Tumblr (3.0; @gregrutter)http://www.whatevs.net/<object width="400" height="325"><param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/m6B8VWqNWog&rel=0&egm=0&showinfo=0&fs=1"></param><param name="wmode" value="transparent"></param><param name="allowFullScreen" value="true"></param><embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/m6B8VWqNWog&rel=0&egm=0&showinfo=0&fs=1" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" width="400" height="325" allowFullScreen="true" wmode="transparent"></embed></object><br/><br/><p>“Yeah!!! Ohhh yeah!!!!</p> <p>Wait?</p> <p>AHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!</p> <p>THAT’S NOT WHAT I MEANT BY TAPING YOURSELF!!!!”</p>http://www.whatevs.net/post/1059800811http://www.whatevs.net/post/1059800811Fri, 03 Sep 2010 12:33:50 -0700<object width="400" height="254"><param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/399Wlt10b5E&rel=0&egm=0&showinfo=0&fs=1"></param><param name="wmode" value="transparent"></param><param name="allowFullScreen" value="true"></param><embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/399Wlt10b5E&rel=0&egm=0&showinfo=0&fs=1" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" width="400" height="254" allowFullScreen="true" wmode="transparent"></embed></object><br/><br/><p><a href="http://brainworks.tumblr.com/post/1059358228" target="_blank">brainworks</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p>I spoke TOO soon.  If you thought NC A&T was good in rehearsal, watch them destroy the reproductive organs of everyone in this audience. </p> <p>How fun would learning be from this teacher?  I can’t say enough about this decision.  Prescient.</p> </blockquote> <p>I’ve deleted my earlier post. Watch this final version of The Bed Intruder song. Run and tell that.</p>http://www.whatevs.net/post/1059399155http://www.whatevs.net/post/1059399155Fri, 03 Sep 2010 10:50:43 -0700<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_l86hcaWFwE1qz8ca1o1_400.png"/><br/><br/><p><a href="http://www.jeffrubinjeffrubin.com/post/1058934661/my-friend-scott-of-scotts-pizza-tours-was" target="_blank">jeffrubinjeffrubin</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p>My friend Scott (of <a href="http://www.scottspizzatours.com/" target="_blank">Scott’s Pizza Tours</a>) was lamenting how, for some reason, the Department of Health shut down a guy who was selling amazing lobster rolls out of his basement in Green Point. He went by Dr. Claw. I asked Scott how he ordered and he showed me the above text message conversation.</p> <p><a href="http://www.brooklynpaper.com/stories/33/34/wb_drclawcuffed_2010_08_27_bk.html" target="_blank">From the article in The Brooklyn Paper</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p>Customers could only get his fruits of the sea by friending Claw through Facebook, and if they passed a security check, they would be permitted to place an order for his lobster rolls. Claw would then roll up in a black SUV and drop off the order at a predetermined location or simply bring the sandwiches out to a customer parked around the corner.</p> </blockquote> </blockquote> <p>I wouldn’t go through something like this for drugs, but for a delicious lobster roll? Yep.</p>http://www.whatevs.net/post/1059388437http://www.whatevs.net/post/1059388437Fri, 03 Sep 2010 10:47:52 -0700<img src="http://28.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_l86ii6fxlw1qz9muno1_500.png"/><br/><br/><p>(via <a href="http://thedailywh.at/post/1058981823/google-translation-of-the-day" target="_blank">The Daily What</a>)</p>http://www.whatevs.net/post/1059033952http://www.whatevs.net/post/1059033952Fri, 03 Sep 2010 09:15:42 -0700<img src="http://30.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_l86feqWRJb1qz9muno1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p>Is it just me or is this guy doing the <a href="http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/a/aa/AG-10.jpg" target="_blank">Lynndie England</a> point?</p>http://www.whatevs.net/post/1058773780http://www.whatevs.net/post/1058773780Fri, 03 Sep 2010 08:08:50 -0700<object width="400" height="326"><param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/4gyR0ZIdoMM&rel=0&egm=0&showinfo=0&fs=1"></param><param name="wmode" value="transparent"></param><param name="allowFullScreen" value="true"></param><embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/4gyR0ZIdoMM&rel=0&egm=0&showinfo=0&fs=1" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" width="400" height="326" allowFullScreen="true" wmode="transparent"></embed></object><br/><br/><p><a href="http://heykata.tumblr.com/post/1053933100/suitep-sneaky-cat-wait-for-it" target="_blank">heykata</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a href="http://suitep.tumblr.com/post/1053875184/sneaky-cat-wait-for-it" target="_blank">suitep</a>: Sneaky cat. Wait for it….</p> </blockquote> <p>Cat elevator</p>http://www.whatevs.net/post/1058759753http://www.whatevs.net/post/1058759753Fri, 03 Sep 2010 08:05:10 -0700<img src="http://27.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_l84lp1TQhI1qz9muno1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/>http://www.whatevs.net/post/1053669954http://www.whatevs.net/post/1053669954Thu, 02 Sep 2010 08:29:24 -0700<img src="http://28.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_l83qi3u4BT1qz9bwro1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p><a href="http://theduty.tumblr.com/post/1051521512/sighhhhhh" target="_blank">theduty</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><em>*sighhhhhh*</em></p> </blockquote>http://www.whatevs.net/post/1053642687http://www.whatevs.net/post/1053642687Thu, 02 Sep 2010 08:21:20 -0700<img src="http://30.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_l84lafpBGP1qz9muno1_500.png"/><br/><br/><p>(<a href="http://loneyinfermo.com/?id=22" target="_blank">via</a>)</p>http://www.whatevs.net/post/1053640529http://www.whatevs.net/post/1053640529Thu, 02 Sep 2010 08:20:38 -0700<iframe src="http://player.vimeo.com/video/14439742" width="400" height="300" frameborder="0"></iframe><br/><br/><p><a href="http://informavore.tumblr.com/post/1052231787/packet-flight-http-request-40x-by-carlos" target="_blank">informavore</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a href="http://vimeo.com/14439742" target="_blank">Packet Flight: HTTP request @ 40X</a> (by <a href="http://vimeo.com/carlosb" target="_blank">Carlos Bueno</a>)</p> <p><span>This is a visualization of an HTTP image request, slowed down 40 times. You can clearly see the handshake, slow-start ramp-up and full bandwidth phases.</span></p> </blockquote>http://www.whatevs.net/post/1053536987http://www.whatevs.net/post/1053536987Thu, 02 Sep 2010 07:49:52 -0700<img src="http://29.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_l83d01vozy1qcrwrao1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p><a href="http://www.thetotalshitshow.com/post/1050189799/tuesday-september-7th-8-30-pm-beauty-bar" target="_blank">totalshitshow</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p>Tuesday! September 7th! 8:30 PM! </p> <p><a href="http://www.facebook.com/beautybarportland" target="_blank">Beauty Bar Portland</a> (Ash at the corner of SW 1st Ave)</p> <p>Absolutely free duders and cowabungettes. </p> <p>With:</p> <p><a href="http://www.belindacarrollcomedy.com/" target="_blank">Belinda Carroll</a></p> <p>Jesse McCoy</p> <p>and others!</p> <p>(thanks to <a href="http://mattonlymoore.tumblr.com/" target="_blank">Matt Moore</a> for the poster design. It sucks!)</p> </blockquote> <p>Get your day-after-labor-day plans started the right way with the super fun Total Shit Show comedy party. Laughs and good times and me saying dumb things with funny people coming on stage too.</p>http://www.whatevs.net/post/1050224516http://www.whatevs.net/post/1050224516Wed, 01 Sep 2010 16:31:28 -0700<a href="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rgUrqGFxV3Q">Holy fucking shit! This llama is fucking amazing!</a>: <p>You have to watch this! Send it to your friends!</p>http://www.whatevs.net/post/1049513213http://www.whatevs.net/post/1049513213Wed, 01 Sep 2010 13:52:50 -0700<object width="400" height="256" classid="clsid:d27cdb6e-ae6d-11cf-96b8-444553540000" id="ordie_player_41124b5136"><param name="movie" value="http://player.ordienetworks.com/flash/fodplayer.swf" /><param name="flashvars" value="key=41124b5136" /><param name="allowfullscreen" value="true" /><param name="allowscriptaccess" value="always" /><embed width="400" height="256" flashvars="key=41124b5136" allowfullscreen="true" allowscriptaccess="always" quality="high" src="http://player.ordienetworks.com/flash/fodplayer.swf" name="ordie_player_41124b5136" type="application/x-shockwave-flash"></embed></object><br/><br/><p><a href="http://funnyordie.tumblr.com/post/1049079230/between-two-ferns-with-zach-galifianakis-and-sean" target="_blank">funnyordie</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><strong>Between Two Ferns with Zach Galifianakis and Sean Penn</strong></p> <p>Zach Galifianakis’ twin brother Seth interviews Sean Penn between two ferns.</p> </blockquote> <p>I don’t think Sean Penn is a talented enough actor or self-aware enough to be in on the joke.</p>http://www.whatevs.net/post/1049123673http://www.whatevs.net/post/1049123673Wed, 01 Sep 2010 12:20:30 -0700<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_l81y5p4VRV1qzmowao1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p><a href="http://rillawafers.tumblr.com/post/1048434775/its-a-walk-off-via-fuckyeahdementia" target="_blank">rillawafers</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p>ITS A WALK OFF!! (via <a href="http://fuckyeahdementia.com/" target="_blank">fuckyeahdementia</a>)</p> </blockquote>http://www.whatevs.net/post/1048697297http://www.whatevs.net/post/1048697297Wed, 01 Sep 2010 10:29:12 -0700<img src="http://26.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_l82umj5YXt1qz6g6ao1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p>(via <a href="http://goldenfiddle.com/" target="_blank">goldenfiddle</a>)</p>http://www.whatevs.net/post/1048694551http://www.whatevs.net/post/1048694551Wed, 01 Sep 2010 10:28:28 -0700<img src="http://30.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_l81umvLVe61qz9bwro1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p>(via <a href="http://theduty.tumblr.com/post/1045904751/aka-restoring-honor" target="_blank">theduty</a>)</p> <blockquote></blockquote>http://www.whatevs.net/post/1048129225http://www.whatevs.net/post/1048129225Wed, 01 Sep 2010 07:56:00 -0700<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_l82p6yPOf41qz9muno1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/>http://www.whatevs.net/post/1048106408http://www.whatevs.net/post/1048106408Wed, 01 Sep 2010 07:49:46 -0700<img src="http://28.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_l7th4fqXv01qczxc6o1_400.jpg"/><br/><br/><p><a href="http://betterbooktitles.com/post/1020100234/clancy" target="_blank">betterbooktitles</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p>Reader Submission: Title and Redesign by comedian <a href="http://www.facebook.com/#!/group.php?gid=115372305157682" target="_blank">Jim VanBlaricum</a>.</p> <p>Tom Clancy: Several Novels</p> </blockquote> <p>Fact(s)!</p>http://www.whatevs.net/post/1039111259http://www.whatevs.net/post/1039111259Mon, 30 Aug 2010 16:04:31 -0700<img src="http://28.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_l7zkppZRe41qz9muno1_500.png"/><br/><br/><p>Lighthouse keeper on a private island just a few a few minutes from SF for six-figures? <a href="http://www.nbcbayarea.com/news/local-beat/Lighthouse-Keeper-Sought-for-Tiny-Island-101816093.html" target="_blank">Dream job!</a></p>http://www.whatevs.net/post/1038909732http://www.whatevs.net/post/1038909732Mon, 30 Aug 2010 15:20:13 -0700<img src="http://30.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_l7zkbbRSIi1qz9muno1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p>What? How many people do you know who have an Emmy? </p> <p>(I’m not talking to you <a href="http://jamiew.tumblr.com/" target="_blank">Jaime</a>)</p>http://www.whatevs.net/post/1038869744http://www.whatevs.net/post/1038869744Mon, 30 Aug 2010 15:11:35 -0700