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</description><title>Whatevs dot net</title><generator>Tumblr (3.0; @gregrutter)</generator><link>http://www.whatevs.net/</link><item><title>fuckyounofuckme:

This is some upsetting shit right here. 
</title><description>&lt;iframe width="400" height="225" src="http://www.youtube.com/embed/BJQfT9C5Adc?wmode=transparent&amp;autohide=1&amp;egm=0&amp;hd=1&amp;iv_load_policy=3&amp;modestbranding=1&amp;rel=0&amp;showinfo=0&amp;showsearch=0" frameborder="0" allowfullscreen&gt;&lt;/iframe&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://www.fuckyounofuck.me/post/51006902644/this-is-some-upsetting-shit-right-here" target="_blank"&gt;fuckyounofuckme&lt;/a&gt;:&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;blockquote&gt;
&lt;p&gt;This is some upsetting shit right here. &lt;/p&gt;
&lt;/blockquote&gt;</description><link>http://www.whatevs.net/post/51012663880</link><guid>http://www.whatevs.net/post/51012663880</guid><pubDate>Tue, 21 May 2013 13:44:44 -0700</pubDate></item><item><title>A little Tumblr history from Marco</title><description>&lt;a href="http://www.marco.org/2013/05/20/one-person-product"&gt;A little Tumblr history from Marco&lt;/a&gt;: &lt;p&gt;&lt;a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://www.davidslog.com/50988020493/a-little-tumblr-history-from-marco" target="_blank"&gt;david&lt;/a&gt;:&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;blockquote&gt;
&lt;p&gt;:’)&lt;/p&gt;
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&lt;p&gt;Hi David!&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://www.whatevs.net/post/50990226771</link><guid>http://www.whatevs.net/post/50990226771</guid><pubDate>Tue, 21 May 2013 07:29:01 -0700</pubDate></item><item><title>interweber:

basketball game
</title><description>&lt;img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/7569a3e343c2b96521cd5ea223a8356b/tumblr_mn0vxd5uCd1rk0wp3o1_500.jpg"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt; &lt;br/&gt;&lt;img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/5fcca26e6cd65c34790b673952f0d6fd/tumblr_mn0vxd5uCd1rk0wp3o2_500.jpg"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt; &lt;br/&gt;&lt;img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/39dc5b97bd20614faeca43329c78051f/tumblr_mn0vxd5uCd1rk0wp3o3_500.jpg"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt; &lt;br/&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://interweber.tumblr.com/post/50870240489/basketball-game" target="_blank"&gt;interweber&lt;/a&gt;:&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;blockquote&gt;
&lt;p&gt;basketball game&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;/blockquote&gt;</description><link>http://www.whatevs.net/post/50908698180</link><guid>http://www.whatevs.net/post/50908698180</guid><pubDate>Mon, 20 May 2013 07:40:48 -0700</pubDate></item><item><title>If the UK office were still on the air and set in a hospital...</title><description>&lt;iframe width="400" height="225" src="http://www.youtube.com/embed/qXFJSz9lg-w?wmode=transparent&amp;autohide=1&amp;egm=0&amp;hd=1&amp;iv_load_policy=3&amp;modestbranding=1&amp;rel=0&amp;showinfo=0&amp;showsearch=0" frameborder="0" allowfullscreen&gt;&lt;/iframe&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;p&gt;If the UK office were still on the air and set in a hospital this is exactly the video they’d use to promote a big episode. &lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://www.whatevs.net/post/50899499706</link><guid>http://www.whatevs.net/post/50899499706</guid><pubDate>Mon, 20 May 2013 03:57:15 -0700</pubDate></item><item><title>Where do I collect my share of that $1.1 billion, guys?</title><link>http://www.whatevs.net/post/50835651159</link><guid>http://www.whatevs.net/post/50835651159</guid><pubDate>Sun, 19 May 2013 10:58:34 -0700</pubDate></item><item><title>fuckyounofuckme:

I Can’t Stop Watching This Dude Eat Cotton...</title><description>&lt;img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/60e47084f80be6754e300c3f9b5bb7b7/tumblr_mmwymof7fI1qf2uqro1_400.gif"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://www.fuckyounofuck.me/post/50608504280/i-cant-stop-watching-this-dude-eat-cotton-candy" target="_blank"&gt;fuckyounofuckme&lt;/a&gt;:&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;blockquote&gt;
&lt;p&gt;&lt;a href="http://deadspin.com/i-cant-stop-watching-this-dude-eat-cotton-candy-in-rev-507709103" target="_blank"&gt;I Can’t Stop Watching This Dude Eat Cotton Candy In Reverse&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/p&gt;
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&lt;p&gt;I tried for an hour to get this GIF to a bloggable size yesterday. So happy that Jason figured it out.&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://www.whatevs.net/post/50651217707</link><guid>http://www.whatevs.net/post/50651217707</guid><pubDate>Fri, 17 May 2013 06:46:35 -0700</pubDate></item><item><title>maxistentialist:

Kurt Braunohler raised $6,000 on Kickstarter...</title><description>&lt;img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/05dfe0e61db14662fa4c6ecd8e502d32/tumblr_mmt004HzhZ1r72qmwo1_500.jpg"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://maxistentialist.tumblr.com/post/50446833763/kurt-braunohler-raised-6-000-on-kickstarter-to" target="_blank"&gt;maxistentialist&lt;/a&gt;:&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;blockquote&gt;
&lt;p&gt;&lt;a href="http://www.kickstarter.com/projects/309790545/kurt-braunohlers-cloud-project" target="_blank"&gt;Kurt Braunohler&lt;/a&gt; raised $6,000 on Kickstarter to “hire a man in a plane to write stupid things in the sky.” I backed this project.&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;/blockquote&gt;</description><link>http://www.whatevs.net/post/50448852135</link><guid>http://www.whatevs.net/post/50448852135</guid><pubDate>Tue, 14 May 2013 15:17:21 -0700</pubDate></item><item><title>My Medical Choice by Angelina Jolie</title><description>&lt;a href="http://nyti.ms/19l8bbY"&gt;My Medical Choice by Angelina Jolie&lt;/a&gt;: &lt;p&gt;Damn! Angelina had an elective double mastectomy because of the high risk of breast cancer in her family. Hardcore. &lt;/p&gt;

&lt;p&gt;Also if she became a regular columnist for the New York Times I’d be pretty okay with that.&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://www.whatevs.net/post/50420191288</link><guid>http://www.whatevs.net/post/50420191288</guid><pubDate>Tue, 14 May 2013 07:11:59 -0700</pubDate></item><item><title>hellogiggles:

Ryan Gosling won’t eat his cereal (x)
</title><description>&lt;img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/c4ca178011d17619570e2049dfaba66a/tumblr_mmkk82IVm61qm44gao7_250.gif"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt; &lt;br/&gt;&lt;img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/d213c92212de4255d6457529cbb458f1/tumblr_mmkk82IVm61qm44gao5_250.gif"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt; &lt;br/&gt;&lt;img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/c5fe9e6c98c7c0d5b5f4da74899b0092/tumblr_mmkk82IVm61qm44gao4_250.gif"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt; &lt;br/&gt;&lt;img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/f1ed1aaa15e2e87f3aa0e3f554ef0662/tumblr_mmkk82IVm61qm44gao1_250.gif"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt; &lt;br/&gt;&lt;img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/6e05d01c7d306ef8837c2a1c0902c4ff/tumblr_mmkk82IVm61qm44gao6_250.gif"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt; &lt;br/&gt;&lt;img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/7278055e162098d53467be0c22446166/tumblr_mmkk82IVm61qm44gao3_250.gif"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt; &lt;br/&gt;&lt;img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/f1f21eee67c25584b0223fadfe2d7e1e/tumblr_mmkk82IVm61qm44gao2_250.gif"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt; &lt;br/&gt;&lt;img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/70e56d360fa9329f6d1785fd4894e8d5/tumblr_mmkk82IVm61qm44gao8_250.gif"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt; &lt;br/&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://hellogiggles.tumblr.com/post/50088148945/ryan-gosling-wont-eat-his-cereal-x" target="_blank"&gt;hellogiggles&lt;/a&gt;:&lt;/p&gt;
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&lt;p&gt;&lt;strong&gt;Ryan Gosling won’t eat his cereal (&lt;a href="http://www.buzzfeed.com/mjs538/ryan-gosling-wont-eat-his-cereal-is-basically-the-best-thing" target="_blank"&gt;x&lt;/a&gt;)&lt;/strong&gt;&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;/blockquote&gt;</description><link>http://www.whatevs.net/post/50089926692</link><guid>http://www.whatevs.net/post/50089926692</guid><pubDate>Fri, 10 May 2013 07:26:55 -0700</pubDate></item><item><title>GeoGuessr</title><description>&lt;p&gt;&lt;a href="http://bonus.kottke.org/post/50022847571/geoguessr" class="tumblr_blog" target="_blank"&gt;jkottke&lt;/a&gt;:&lt;/p&gt;

&lt;blockquote&gt;&lt;p&gt;This is like CSI for geography dorks: you’re plopped into a random location on Google Street View and &lt;a href="http://geoguessr.com/" target="_blank"&gt;you have to guess where in the world you are&lt;/a&gt;. So much fun…you get to say &lt;a href="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Vxq9yj2pVWk" target="_blank"&gt;“wait, zoom in, enhance, whoa, back up”&lt;/a&gt; to yourself while playing. My top score is 14103…what’d you get? p.s. Using Google in another tab is cheating! (thx, nick)&lt;/p&gt;&lt;/blockquote&gt;

&lt;p&gt;This game is fantastic&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://www.whatevs.net/post/50024260574</link><guid>http://www.whatevs.net/post/50024260574</guid><pubDate>Thu, 09 May 2013 11:07:33 -0700</pubDate></item><item><title>Photo</title><description>&lt;img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/6cb3b4e571bd1b7c8fbed4c6c7a9af4e/tumblr_mmjf9g23JG1qz84n6o1_500.jpg"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;</description><link>http://www.whatevs.net/post/50023048412</link><guid>http://www.whatevs.net/post/50023048412</guid><pubDate>Thu, 09 May 2013 10:44:47 -0700</pubDate></item><item><title>(reddit)</title><description>&lt;img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/57b1ffe133e3569ee4c69c5bf985e953/tumblr_mmhqogqoDX1qz9muno1_500.jpg"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;p&gt;(&lt;a href="http://www.reddit.com/r/funny/comments/1dxdhz/tim_duncans_accidental_photobomb/" target="_blank"&gt;reddit&lt;/a&gt;)&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://www.whatevs.net/post/49944263803</link><guid>http://www.whatevs.net/post/49944263803</guid><pubDate>Wed, 08 May 2013 10:45:52 -0700</pubDate></item><item><title>boobsradley:

dave matthews has a wine dave matthews has a wine...</title><description>&lt;img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/c0a245f33701390b0a6333fd5f03e6c0/tumblr_mmhiwh802S1qbf1ldo1_500.png"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://boobsradley.tumblr.com/post/49935748159/dave-matthews-has-a-wine-dave-matthews-has-a-wine" target="_blank"&gt;boobsradley&lt;/a&gt;:&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;blockquote&gt;
&lt;p&gt;dave matthews has a wine dave matthews has a wine dave matthews has a&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;/blockquote&gt;</description><link>http://www.whatevs.net/post/49936006981</link><guid>http://www.whatevs.net/post/49936006981</guid><pubDate>Wed, 08 May 2013 08:03:22 -0700</pubDate></item><item><title>new-aesthetic:

The halfcat, attracting newly revived interest...</title><description>&lt;img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/63e07980144006dc3a5f89b4b68ea22e/tumblr_mmg9cuJZo21qjjis9o1_500.jpg"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://new-aesthetic.tumblr.com/post/49919838946/the-halfcat-attracting-newly-revived-interest-on" target="_blank"&gt;new-aesthetic&lt;/a&gt;:&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;blockquote&gt;
&lt;p&gt;The halfcat, attracting newly revived interest on Twitter thanks to &lt;a href="http://google-street-view.com/new-cat-species-found-on-google-street-view/" target="_blank"&gt;this blog post&lt;/a&gt;, appears to have first been spotted in &lt;a href="http://topcultured.com/the-longer-you-look-the-weirder-it-gets/" target="_blank"&gt;this blog post in August 2009&lt;/a&gt;. But there are no attributions. The latest reports pin it to Street View - not mentioned in the original posting - and it certainly appears to be Street View image, but, lacking coordinates, the halfcat seems destined to be a mystery forever, one of any number of mythical beings, lost in the Clouds.&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;More interesting than the halfcat’s strangeness, perhaps, is its unknowability. Someone saw the halfcat, snapped it, but the route back is lost. The databases contain such multitudes of new myths.&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;/blockquote&gt;</description><link>http://www.whatevs.net/post/49934242886</link><guid>http://www.whatevs.net/post/49934242886</guid><pubDate>Wed, 08 May 2013 07:24:23 -0700</pubDate></item><item><title>theonion:

Snooze Button Time Traveler Sets Coordinates For 5...</title><description>&lt;img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/2dbcb06d8d32196e4fe2389182940f89/tumblr_mmfrmuAGtD1qckp4qo1_500.png"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://theonion.tumblr.com/post/49860449787/snooze-button-time-traveler-sets-coordinates-for-5" target="_blank"&gt;theonion&lt;/a&gt;:&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;blockquote&gt;
&lt;p&gt;Snooze Button Time Traveler Sets Coordinates For 5 Minutes Into The Future | &lt;a href="http://www.theonion.com/articles/snooze-button-time-traveler-sets-coordinates-for-5,32339/" target="_blank"&gt;Full Report&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;/blockquote&gt;</description><link>http://www.whatevs.net/post/49866341317</link><guid>http://www.whatevs.net/post/49866341317</guid><pubDate>Tue, 07 May 2013 11:02:55 -0700</pubDate></item><item><title>Photo</title><description>&lt;img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/1a6fefbb76ae36bc729bb4add2cd84a4/tumblr_mme4v3R8H61r0wqrdo1_500.jpg"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;</description><link>http://www.whatevs.net/post/49857564549</link><guid>http://www.whatevs.net/post/49857564549</guid><pubDate>Tue, 07 May 2013 08:11:02 -0700</pubDate></item><item><title>
gregrutter:

gregrutter:


gregrutter:

IT’S THE FIRST OF MAY!...</title><description>&lt;iframe class="tumblr_audio_player tumblr_audio_player_49373184089" src="http://www.whatevs.net/post/49373184089/audio_player_iframe/gregrutter/tumblr_l1qshjd9Nn1qz9mun?audio_file=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.tumblr.com%2Faudio_file%2Fgregrutter%2F49373184089%2Ftumblr_l1qshjd9Nn1qz9mun" frameborder="0" allowtransparency="true" scrolling="no" width="500" height="85"&gt;&lt;/iframe&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;blockquote&gt;
&lt;p&gt;&lt;a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://www.whatevs.net/post/22193836907/gregrutter-gregrutter-its-the-first-of" target="_blank"&gt;gregrutter&lt;/a&gt;:&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;blockquote&gt;
&lt;p&gt;&lt;a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://www.whatevs.net/post/5105554928/gregrutter-its-the-first-of-may-as-ive" target="_blank"&gt;gregrutter&lt;/a&gt;:&lt;/p&gt;
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&lt;p&gt;&lt;a href="http://www.whatevs.net/post/563202995/its-the-first-of-may-as-ive-promised-numerous" target="_blank"&gt;gregrutter&lt;/a&gt;:&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;blockquote&gt;
&lt;p&gt;IT’S THE FIRST OF MAY! As I’ve promised numerous times I would post this song every May 1st until infinity. Thanks &lt;a href="http://www.jonathancoulton.com/songdetails/First%20of%20May" target="_blank"&gt;Jonathan Coulton&lt;/a&gt;.&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;&lt;span&gt;&lt;em&gt;Cause it’s the first of May, first of May &lt;/em&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;em&gt;Outdoor fucking starts today &lt;/em&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;em&gt;So bring your favorite lady &lt;/em&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;em&gt;Or at least your favorite lay &lt;/em&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;em&gt;The water’s not cold baby dip in your big toe &lt;/em&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;em&gt;Maybe I’ll see you in flagrante delicto &lt;/em&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;em&gt;Grass below you, sky above &lt;/em&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;em&gt;Celebrate spring with a crazy little thing called fucking outside &lt;/em&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/p&gt;
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&lt;/blockquote&gt;</description><link>http://www.whatevs.net/post/49373184089</link><guid>http://www.whatevs.net/post/49373184089</guid><pubDate>Wed, 01 May 2013 11:33:07 -0700</pubDate></item><item><title>thingsfittingperfectlyintothings:

milk jug + baby bottle...</title><description>&lt;img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/706faa47ef9355c7ce8895b736367d20/tumblr_mm1nnfBAPT1s3hayno1_500.jpg"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;a href="http://thingsfittingperfectlyintothings.tumblr.com/post/49327624946/milk-jug-baby-bottle-nipple-fit-found-by" class="tumblr_blog" target="_blank"&gt;thingsfittingperfectlyintothings&lt;/a&gt;:&lt;/p&gt;

&lt;blockquote&gt;&lt;p&gt;milk jug + baby bottle nipple&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;(fit found by &lt;a href="http://youcantfoolthequeen.tumblr.com/" target="_blank"&gt;youcantfoolthequeen&lt;/a&gt;)&lt;/p&gt;&lt;/blockquote&gt;

&lt;p&gt;Lots of levels&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://www.whatevs.net/post/49341898946</link><guid>http://www.whatevs.net/post/49341898946</guid><pubDate>Tue, 30 Apr 2013 22:54:51 -0700</pubDate></item><item><title>laughingsquid:

Interactive Map Reveals Origins of San Francisco...</title><description>&lt;img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/7f4c56daedbbdbf983a9db0437bbf1be/tumblr_mm32pxHDIg1qz4cuyo1_500.jpg"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://links.laughingsquid.com/post/49280309701/interactive-map-reveals-origins-of-san-francisco" target="_blank"&gt;laughingsquid&lt;/a&gt;:&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;blockquote&gt;
&lt;p&gt;&lt;a href="http://laughingsquid.com/interactive-map-reveals-origins-of-san-francisco-place-names/" target="_blank"&gt;Interactive Map Reveals Origins of San Francisco Place Names&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;/blockquote&gt;</description><link>http://www.whatevs.net/post/49305174876</link><guid>http://www.whatevs.net/post/49305174876</guid><pubDate>Tue, 30 Apr 2013 14:50:11 -0700</pubDate></item><item><title>ratsoff:

(via therumpus.)
</title><description>&lt;img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/502091c0798e1810b4f90f82c07effcc/tumblr_mlsm1fG3dv1rggrn8o1_500.jpg"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://ratsoff.com/post/49119649671/via-therumpus" target="_blank"&gt;ratsoff&lt;/a&gt;:&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;blockquote&gt;
&lt;p&gt;(via &lt;a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://therumpus.tumblr.com/post/48853916516/dear-wikipedia-editors-by-amy-letter-and-brian" target="_blank"&gt;therumpus&lt;/a&gt;.)&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;/blockquote&gt;</description><link>http://www.whatevs.net/post/49136935335</link><guid>http://www.whatevs.net/post/49136935335</guid><pubDate>Sun, 28 Apr 2013 17:08:34 -0700</pubDate></item></channel></rss>
